wow imagine that, there is no such thing as a native american

I'm as native an american as they come, because I was born here. Learned last night in American History that the indians were not even indigenous to America! So they're not really native americans! They're just the result of a lack of evolution over the 20k years they were living here before the British came and conquered.

But that doesn't matter, because we want them to "feel better", so we invent all sorts of laws and rules so they can live in segregation from the rest of society.

Imagine what would have happened if Cortez invaded into Texas instead of Mexico, how would american history be different? Well for one thing, indian casinos wouldn't exist, that's for sure!