Wow, just finished my paper on the American Rebellion

And it's enlightened me even more than my teacher did about American history. Americans are just awesome, we kick every one else's ass muther fuckers! Yeah I said rebellion. what? It was! We didn't revolt against our current government, we kicked those tea sucking limey british bastards off our continent and formed the greatest nation ever to be conceived! And we'll last far longer than the Roman empire who was around for 12 thousand years. In relation to current events, we do not spread democracy by attacking others who don't practice it. We spread democracy by example. America is the greatest nation there ever was, and we lead the others by example, not force. Our prosperity is what can be gained through rebellion against tyranny and repression. So everyone in China and Pakistan who read this, take a lesson. Maybe 200 years from now, you'll be standing along side us, if you don't fuck up like you've been doing for the last 3 thousand years. Fuckers.

And real quick, just for all the gay libs out there who say that the civil war ended slavery, America wanted to end slavery early in the 1700s, years before the civil war even began. so shut the fuck up!